maya name is maya | 21 | โ™‹ | SHE/THEY | BISEXUAL | Things might suck but at least im hot as fuck!!

metalgearsolidyaoi:

LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS

thewordywarlock:

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: oh no, it’s due tomorrow! what’ll i do…

KAZUMA KIRYU: mm? what’s wrong, kid?

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: we’re learning about the ocean in class. i was supposed to write a report on the benthic zone, but… i fell behind.

KAZUMA KIRYU: (the benthic zone, huh? …lotta people interested in that, lately.)

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: please, mister… could you help?

KAZUMA KIRYU: (not good for a bright young kid to fall behind in his studies… school’s the stepping stone for success in life.)

KAZUMA KIRYU: sure, kid. what do you need?

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: you will? great! if you could just go down there and tell me what it’s like, that would be a great help!

KAZUMA KIRYU: ah.

KAZUMA KIRYU: (well, a promise is a promise.)

libooty-preyem:

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Keep Yourself Alive this summer with The Original Guilty Gearsicles! Eat your friends guilt-free!

juniepops:

- 📻🔊🔊

- 👨🏻‍✈️📟🧑🏻‍🏫

- Hey, Snake, you up for a game of sudoku?

- Sudoku…?

- It’s a brain teaser game. You have to line up the numbers one through nine.

- Line up the numbers, huh….? Sounds easy enough.

- Watch out, though! You can only have each number appear one time in each row, column, and box! You have to use them wisely if you want to solve the puzzle!

- Hrnngh, a game of strategy… I’ll have to give it all I’ve got, huh?

- Don’t worry, Snake, I know you’ve got what it takes! Otacon out!

- 📻🔇

voyagerprobe:

we need to bring back the word square like i don’t think it’s problematic that you listen to taylor swift i just kinda think it’s lame as hell